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V445 Puppis was a nova in the constellation Puppis. It was discovered by Kazuyoshi\nKanatsu of Matsue, Shimane, Japan, who recorded a peak magnitude of on December 18, 2000. The nova was reported by Taichi Kato of Kyoto University in the International Astronomical Union circular 7552, issued on December 30, 2000. The location of this nova coincided with a magnitude 13.1 star that had been photographed in 1967. The proper motion of this star was measured as -4.7Â mas/yr in right ascension and +6.4Â mas/yr in declination, with a standard error of 4Â mas/yr.
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