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Bessie De Voie was an American actress and dancer of vaudeville and the musical theatre. Her personal life was in the headlines from 1908 to 1910, due to her relationship with Frank Jay Gould.
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Numakubo Station is a railway station on the Minobu Line of Central Japan Railway Company