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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}

{"fact":"In Japan, cats are thought to have the power to turn into super spirits when they die. This may be because according to the Buddhist religion, the body of the cat is the temporary resting place of very spiritual people.i","length":220}

{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}

{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}

{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}

{"fact":"Cats can be taught to walk on a leash, but a lot of time and patience is required to teach them. The younger the cat is, the easier it will be for them to learn.","length":161}

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