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{"fact":"A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night, and needs 1\/6 the amount of of light that a human does - it has a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.","length":172}
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Danmark/Denmark is the fourth studio album from the Danish rock band Nephew. It was released on 5 June 2009 through Copenhagen Records.
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{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}
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João Carlos Paes Mendonça is a Brazilian businessman. Paes Mendonça was the owner of Grupo Bompreço and is the owner of Sistema Jornal do Commercio de Comunicação, plus having control of many shopping centers in Brazil.
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